Formula Oppo: The Popov Grand Prix of Putin's Playhouse MkIII

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04/29/2016 at 18:58 • Filed to: FO

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Welcome to the 4th round of Formula Oppo, Oppositelock’s only fantasy F1 game is best fantasy sporting game. This week we head on back to Putin’s Playhouse, so buckle up and hold on, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , Nico Rosberg ascended to the next level and immediately left for his planet as his people needed him. Sebastian Vettel found a distant second while his Russian Red Bull and Vodka replacement roved ‘round into third. Everybody else was just chocked full-o-disapointment after a crashtastic first turn.

This week it’s back at Putin’s Playhouse where the word of the day is, “Baltic.” Anyway’s this race will probably be a boring shitshow just like every year, because fuck this place, fuck this race, and fuck Putin with a bear claw.

Your drivers this race:

Mercedes:

Lewis Hamilton

Nico Rosberg

Ferrari:

Sebastian Vettel

Kimi Raikkonen

Red Bull TAG-Heuer:

Daniel Ricciardo

Daniil Kvyat

Williams:

Valtteri Bottas

Felipe Massa

McLaren-Honda:

Fernando Alonso Stoffel Vandoorne

Jenson Button

Force India:

Nico Hulkenberg

Sergio Perez

Toro Rosso:

Max Verstappen

Carlos Sainz

Renault:

Kevin Magnussen

Jolyon Palmer

Sauber:

Marcus Ericsson

Felipe Nasr

Manor:

Pascal Wehrlein

Rio Hartyanto

Haas:

Romain Grosjean

Esteban Gutierrez

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My picks for this round?

Q: Nico Rosberg

1. Nico Rosberg

2. Lewis Hamilton

3. Sebastian Vettel

Curse: None for this round

The rest of you have until Q1 to get you picks in or I’m throwing you into the gulags.

Good luck.


DISCUSSION (24)

Kinja'd!!! WRXasaurus > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/26/2016 at 19:14

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I’m a few grand prix late but I’ll try.

Q. Roseberg

1. Vettel

2. Roseberg

3. Raikkonen

Curse: Hamilton

Kinja'd!!! Phyrxes once again has a wagon! > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/26/2016 at 19:23

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Q. Rosberg

1. Rosberg

2. Vettel

3. Riccardo

Curse: none

Kinja'd!!! Hot Takes Salesman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/26/2016 at 20:05

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Q. Putin

1. Putin

2. Vodka

3. Bears

Curse: Democracy

Kinja'd!!! Hot Takes Salesman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/26/2016 at 20:06

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Q. Nico

1. Vet

2. Ros

3. Ricciardo

Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/26/2016 at 20:16

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T14, T15, and T16 should not exist, and the semicircle deserves better companion curves, but otherwise I quite like the layout.

This time Rosbrt’s the poledancer, and he’ll take it to the top step. Seb will be second, and Daniil will hack up third.

Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/26/2016 at 21:16

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Q: Nico Rosberg

1. Nico Rosberg

2. Lewis Hamilton

3. Sebastian Vettel

Kinja'd!!! this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/27/2016 at 04:23

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Kinja'd!!! Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/27/2016 at 10:52

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Q. Hamilton

1. Rosberg

2. Vettel

3. Bottas

Kinja'd!!! StingrayJake > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/27/2016 at 17:22

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Q. Hamilton

1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Vettel

Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Hot Takes Salesman
04/27/2016 at 17:24

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Thank you for this.

Kinja'd!!! Hot Takes Salesman > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
04/27/2016 at 17:54

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Democracy never does as well in Sochi as it does in Austin.

Kinja'd!!! jvirgs drives a Subaru > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/29/2016 at 08:11

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Q. ROS

1. ROS

2. HAM

3. VET

Kinja'd!!! Nonster > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/29/2016 at 11:24

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Q: Hamilton

1: Hamilton

2: Rosberg

3: Vettle

Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/29/2016 at 11:30

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Q HAM

1 HAM

2 ROS

3 VET

Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/29/2016 at 18:05

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Ros

Ros

Ham

Vet

Kinja'd!!! GTStig > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/29/2016 at 18:09

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Q. Rosberg

1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Raikkonen

Kinja'd!!! KnowsAboutCars > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/29/2016 at 18:21

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Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Vettel

Kinja'd!!! PushToStart > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/29/2016 at 19:20

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Stealing your picks this week...

Q: Nico Rosberg

1. Nico Rosberg

2. Lewis Hamilton

3. Sebastian Vettel

Kinja'd!!! jariten1781 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/29/2016 at 19:24

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Q lewis

1 lewis

2 rosberg

3 vettel

Kinja'd!!! Van Man, rocks the Man Van > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/29/2016 at 20:22

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Q: Rosberg

1. Vettel

2. Rosberg

3. Hamilton

Kinja'd!!! sonicgabe > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/30/2016 at 00:00

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Pole: Hamiton

1: Roseberg

2: Vettel

3: Hamilton

Kinja'd!!! Gated Manual > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/30/2016 at 00:52

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Q. HAM

1. HAM

2. ROS

3. VET

Kinja'd!!! pirates-ecu > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/30/2016 at 02:07

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q. hamilton.

1. hamilton

2. rosberg

3. Ricciardo

Kinja'd!!! sonicgabe > sonicgabe
04/30/2016 at 10:24

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Damn it.